This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
some of us have been following each other for a long ass time
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
*plans life around having a rich significant other*
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”